With 50 Shades of Grey being released as a movie, there are multiple reviews coming out stating it’s the worst movie ever. But what would one expect when it’s based off the worst book ever? However, scouring the Internet and working our sources, we came up with six positive statements people actually made about this film. Well, somewhat positive, anyway.
6. Best Actress! Or, at least . . .
“This more self-possessed version of Anastasia exerts an oddly destabilizing force on the movie.”
5. Some humour! Intentional or otherwise
“Starts out hilarious, becomes ludicrous and finally dubious.”
4. Cleaner than expected!
“A few early reviews have given the film a pass because it’s not as dirty as advertised. They seem grateful.”
3. Even electric!
“It proves that age-old saw that great books rarely make great films, whereas barely-literate junk can turn into something ripe and even electric on screen.”
2. One of the finest directors of all time! at tosh-fashioning
“It is unashamed tosh but at least director Sam Taylor–Johnson has fashioned it into tosh with a touch of class.”
1. Spared me from knowing what I was working on!
“To be honest, I’m not sure I’m too comfortable with the movie myself. I ended up being cast as a background member without actually knowing what set I was on as they disguised its name. They did pay me $25 more for each day I brought my bike.”
-Extra who spoke on condition of anonymity